Hello to Obesity

I was so happy this morning. Even though I've been eating like a beast, I somehow managed to drop a few pounds. BUT, that's sadly gone now. I got too excited and ate my heart out. Well, actually I wasn't feeling that hungry today but my friends are always eating and I felt like i had to force myself to eat to not get caught. I calculated my calorie intake.. let's say it exceeds the amount a male should have in a day. a MALE. and i couldn't even purge cause that's too risky! i feel the mia in me coming out slowly .... so... wanna deep fry me and put me on that platter that i belong on? Thanks, i would appreciate it.